25 First Grade Jokes to Begin The Day
If you are looking for silly first-grade jokes for your students, use our list of 25 silly first-grade jokes. I hope you enjoy them
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
It was feeling crumb-y.
Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
In case he scored a hole in one.
How do people answer the phone at the paint store?
Why do scissors always win a race?
Because they take a shortcut!
What did the road traffic light say to the cars?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
What did one dish say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
What kind of bush fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her parents were in a jam.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!
How do you get a squirrel to love you?
Act love a nut!
What do you nickname two birds in love?
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
What time is it once the clock strikes 14?
Time to get a new clock.
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
What did the nose scream to the finger?
Stop picking on me!
What do elves learn in school?
Where do pencils go on vacation?
What did the large flower say to the little flower?
Why didn’t the skeleton go dancing?
He had no body to dance with.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
What do you call a fish with no eye?