Warm-up Winter with some belly laughs and one of our favorite winter jokes for kids.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

“Can you smell carrot?”

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

A snowball!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

What often falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Snow.

What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Why did the woman keep her trumpet out in the snow?

She liked playing cool jazz.

What sort of cakes do snowmen love?

The ones with thick icing.

What do you get if mate a snowman and a shark?

Frost-bite

What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?

Snowcaps.

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?

A snow-fake!

Where do snowmen love to dance?

At a snow ball.

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?

Iced tea.

How do you know when it’s too chilly for a picnic?

When you chip your tooth on the soup!

What do you call a snowman on rollerskates?

A snowmobile!

Where do snowmen put their money?

Snowbanks.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

How do you build a snow fort?

You igloo it together.

How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story?

A bit shaken up!

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.

What do you call a penguin with no eye?

A pengun!

What type of fish do penguins catch at night?

Starfish!

When is a polar bear not a polar bear?

When it’s in a grizzly mood!

How do you call an Eskimo cow?

An eskimoo.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.