17 Punny Valentine Jokes That’ll Crack Your Students Up!
- Why did the bicycle fall over on Valentine’s Day? It lost its balance!
- What did one magnet say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I’m attracted to you!
- What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
- How do you mend a broken chocolate heart? With cocoa butter!
- What did the painter say to their Valentine? I love you with all my art!
- Why do bananas use sunscreen on Valentine’s Day? Because they peel!
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
- Why did the tomato turn red on Valentine’s Day? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you!
- What did the farmer give their Valentine? Lots of sweet hugs and cabbages!
- Why did the boy bring a ladder to the bakery on Valentine’s Day? Because he wanted to rise to the occasion!
- What do you call a Valentine’s Day flower that costs two cents? Tulips on a budget!
- Why did the Valentine’s Day card say it wasn’t feeling well? It had too much heartburn!
- What did the surfer say to their Valentine? I’m catching waves of love for you!
- Why did the Valentine’s Day card go to the doctor? It had a broken heart!
- What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I love being switched on with you!
- Why did the Valentine go to school? To learn more about the art of love!
