1. Why did the archaeologist go broke?

Because his career was in ruins!

2. How did the Romans cut their hair?

With a pair of Caesars!

3. What did one French revolution flag say to the other?

“Don’t lose your head, we’ve got this!”

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

5. What did the ancient Egyptian schoolteacher say to her unruly class?

“If I hear any more mummy jokes, you’ll be in de-nile!”

6. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems!

7. How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code!

8. Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the spirits of Colonel Sanders!

9. How did the Mayans write messages?

With Mayail!

10. What did the dinosaur say after the car accident?

“I’m suing for dino-damage!”

11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Remember, laughter is the best medicine, even when it comes to history!