1. Why don’t mathematicians like the number 7? Because 7 8 (ate) 9!
2. Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? Because they already 8 (ate)!
3. What did one algebra book say to the other? Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems!
4. Why did the math textbook look sad? Because it had too many problems!
5. What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral!
6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
7. How do you make seven an even number? Take the “s” out!
8. What do you call a number that can’t sit still? A “roamin'” numeral!
9. What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!
10. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
11. What did one math book say to the other? I don’t know about you, but I’ve got too many problems to solve!
12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
13. What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral!
14. Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? Because they already 8 (ate)!

Remember, laughter is the best medicine, even in math class!