10 Great Fourth Grade Jokes to Start The Day
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
4. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
7. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner’s on me!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!