Funny Good Morning Messages, Wishes & Quotes
Funny Good Morning Messages: Starting a day with a big smile on the face is the best thing to do. You can easily make your dear ones laugh in the morning if you want to. Here are some funny good morning messages for your friends or lovers to wish them good morning in the funniest way possible. Make his/her day just by sending them a hilarious good morning text right when they wake up. Your good morning greetings can make a big difference in their life. Be the reason for their smile and make them laugh right at the beginning of their day. These funny good morning wishes will help you bring smiles to their faces right in the morning!
Funny Good Morning Messages
Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.
I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning!
Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day!
The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!
Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.
Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!
Life is full of stress and troubles. Don’t get off your bed if you want a good day. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life from happening to you!
Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!
Love is blind until I wake up and see your face in the morning!
Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.
If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.
Funny Good Morning Messages for Him
I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!
Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!
Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me.
It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me!
A very good morning, sweetheart; you are like a piece of bacon to my egg and a sweet syrup in the pancake. Sometimes you act like a pinch of salt in my tea; anyhow, I can bear it. Love you, my support system.
Wishing you a refreshing cup of coffee and a very short Monday! Good morning!
Good luck to your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.
You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!
Funny Good Morning Messages for Her
I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!
I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!
Good Morning! Please wake up and be thankful for a husband like me!
You really need to learn how to wake up early and make a fragrant cup of coffee for your boyfriend. Good morning!
Since you’re not a cup of coffee, why should I wake up early?
I was trying to write a very romantic good morning text for you. But then I woke up and realized that I’m not a poet.
If I am not the first person you see when you wake up, then you should sleep again—a happy morning, love.
Funny Good Morning Wishes for Friends
Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!
Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!
Wishing you good morning right at the beginning of another stressful day.
I heard you’re having a tough time with your alarm clock. It happens when you’re having an affair with your bed. Good morning mate!
Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
Funny Good Morning Texts
Good morning to you. Good luck with trying to find a good mood today!
Good morning my man number one! Love of my life. Get your hot morning coffee that is less hot than mine.
My heart strums like guitar chords when I see you in the morning, and I cannot help falling for you all over again!
Wake up and start your body engine with a cup of black coffee. Think about how this body will survive a whole damn day, good morning.
I don’t know if it is the morning that cheers me up or it is you! Good morning, I love you.
Funny Good Morning Quotes
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” – Punit Ghadge
“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” – Phil Dunphy
“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” – Ursula Le Guin
“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” – Crystal Woods
“My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.” – Unknown
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.” – Mickey Nice
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
“I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.” – Suburban Men
Nothing is healthier in the morning than a good laugh, not even the healthiest of breakfasts. If you have someone in your life that you care about the most, it’s your responsibility to make sure they get their daily dose of happiness and fun right when they start the day. Funny good morning messages and greetings from you can bring delight to their soul and cheers in their minds. The hilariously funny and witty good morning messages we have compiled can be your perfect tool to spread happiness and joy around you. Make every morning enjoyable and worthwhile for your loved ones by sending them funny good morning wishes, messages and greetings.