Funny Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes

Anniversaries are a time to reflect on the past year and to look forward to the year to come. Whether you are celebrating your first anniversary, your second anniversary, or your tenth anniversary, these funny anniversary wishes, messages, and quotes will help to make your celebration even more special.
It’s not too late to wish your loved one a happy anniversary! Here are some funny, romantic and touching anniversary wishes to get you started.
“Happy anniversary, my love. I’m so grateful to have you in my life. You’re my best friend and my world.”
“You’re the love of my life. You mean everything to me. I can’t wait to celebrate another year of our life together.”
“I can’t believe we’ve been married for ____ years. I feel so blessed to have you in my life.”
“Happy anniversary, my love. I can’t imagine my life without you. You make me the happiest person on earth.”
“I love you more than anything in this world. I can’t wait to spend the rest of our lives together.”
“I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.” – Laurell K. Hamilton
“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney
“Congratulations! Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.” – Unknown
“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.” – Joey Adams
“Drug stores understand life. That’s why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.” – Unknown
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
“A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.” – Unknown
“Focus on continually changing and growing in order to make sure you are someone your spouse would still choose today.” – Dr. Steven Craig
“Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and suffering.” – Chester Wooley
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it Love.” – Dr. Seuss